Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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