guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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