so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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