i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
