If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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