I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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