I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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