Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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