Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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