I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
