we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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