I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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