i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
