Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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