well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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