drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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