is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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