Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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