she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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