woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
