Christians are straight up FREAKS
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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