if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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