I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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