I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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