Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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