there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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