Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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