She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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