I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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