I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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