She is in my trunk
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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