There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Randomize
