speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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