never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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