Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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