when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
