All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't deserve a penis
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
