That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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