that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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