Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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