She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
