this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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