i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
