He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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