I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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