Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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