I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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