Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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