whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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