So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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