Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
