I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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