doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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