On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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