C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think your dad took our porno
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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