your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
