great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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